Mage's Sanctum Privy
School: Abjuration; Level: sorceror/witch/wizard 5Casting Time: 1 round
Components: V, S, M (a sheet of lead, sheet of paper, drop of perfume)
Range: close (25 fr. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Area: 10 ft tall by 5' square
Duration: 5 minutes per level
Saving Throw: none: Spell Resistance: no
Description: This spell conjures an enclosed privy for when you really need to go potty right now. The privy is ornately decorated inside and out and large enough for one medium or large sized humanoid creature to comfortably sit. When the mage is done all necessary business, all unpleasant wastes are sent to an unknown plane, any noxious odors disapparated, and the mage's private parts instantaneously cleansed and lightly misted with a pleasant scent.
Anyone looking into the privy from outside sees only a dark, foggy mass. Darkvision cannot penetrate it. No sounds, no matter how loud, can escape the privy, so nobody can eavesdrop from outside or be discomfited by overhearing impolite noises. Those inside can see out normally.
Divination (scrying) spells cannot perceive anything within the area, and those within are immune to detect thoughts. The ward prevents speech between those inside and those outside (because it blocks sound), but it does not prevent other communication, such as a sending or message spell, or telepathic communication, such as that between a wizard and her familiar.
